UR DESIRES R NOW MET

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
the-night-sorcerer

Anti wolf heck collar

catchymemes

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“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

heatandapathy

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

castle-engineer

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

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itsmyspookyhour

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

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They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

fairygothprince

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

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they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

littlecofiegirl

All I see are Good Pupps. 

chaosroid

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

peashooter85

A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/

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metalcatholic

^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those

recoil-operated

Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF

brainfuzz

And then there’s this guy

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the-night-sorcerer
morsmoon

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buggest

ITS REAL ITS REAL HOLY FUCK ITS NOT FAKE OMIGOD

a-wild-haggis

here it is in infra-red (as prepared by Nick Wright, University College London, on behalf of the IPHAS Collaboration).

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space is metal as hell